Wednesday, 11 July 2012

Places: Sixteen Fortresses for Staving Off the Zombie Apocalypse (via

This seems like a conflict of interests, but he does have a point!
With many predictions for the end of the world and zombies and such things, which probably will won't happen, there are two types of people: those that have houses that are capable of stopping the onslaught of the undead, and those that feed the ravaging horde. As this is an important part of any home buying decision for those still sane in this pre-apocalyptic world, the website has put together a list of the properties they think would best stand up to the oncoming hordes of braineating zombie persons:
"This particular writer never quite completed the necessary steps to earn his ‘Zombie Apocalypse’ merit badge, nor has he any crossbow-wielding, animal-skinning, shelter-building survival qualities to get him out of a pinch, let alone the jaws of the zombie formerly known as grandma for that matter. However, what I can offer is my expertise in real estate – prime, zombie-defense real estate capable of putting those with an unquenchable thirst for human flesh at a distance from you and your family."
This may look kind of nice...but...
The easily defensible properties range in price from the relatively cheap Birch island for $550,000 or a "missile proof" house for $695,000 to the rather expensive, $99m "castle"!

To view the list of all 16 properties you can follow the link below:


  1. That's a gorgeous castle but I bet the heating (and electric) bills must be murder. :-)
    Some Dark Romantic

    1. Yes! (though I think it's a fake castle! D: It's still pretty!

      Cleaning 542 bathrooms would be terrible... Unless you just move from bathroom to bathroom every few days! :D

      Castle always have treasure, could just find gold in the secret chambers and dungeons! Or hide there from the collectors...S:


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